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Dec 11, 2018, 9:28 AM
Location: Ayrshire, Midlothian
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Post #2076 of 2077
"The thing is, the best way to understand Theresa Mayís predicament is to imagine that 52 percent of Britain had voted that the government should build a submarine out of cheese.
Now, Theresa May was initially against building a submarine out of cheese, obviously. Because itís a completely insane thing to do.
However, in order to become PM, she had to pretend that she thought building a submarine out of cheese was fine and could totally work.
"Cheese means cheese," she told us all, madly. Then she actually built one.
Itís sh*t. Of course it is. For Godís sake, are you stupid? Itís a submarine built out of cheese.
So now, having built a sh*t cheese submarine, she has to put up with both Labour and Tory Brexiters insisting that a less sh*t cheese submarine could have been built.
Theyíre all lying, and they know it. So does everybody else. We've covered this already, I know, but itís cheese and itís a submarine. How good could it possibly be?
Only she canít call them out on this. Because she has spent the past two years also lying, by pretending she really could build a decent submarine out of cheese.
So thatís where we are. On balance, I think this analogy works fine, perhaps except for the submarine and cheese parts, which need a little work."
(This post was edited by PaulC on Dec 11, 2018, 9:39 AM)