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Jun 22, 2016, 10:26 PM

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Quite possibly the funniest sending off I have ever heard

[url=]Swedish Footballer Sent Off For Farting...

Bolded some of my favourite parts

[quote=The Grauniad]A Swedish footballer has hit out after being sent off for breaking wind during a match – with the referee accusing him of “deliberate provocation” and “unsportsmanlike behaviour”.

Adam Lindin Ljungkvist, who was playing at left-back in the match between Järna SK’s reserve team and Pershagen SK, was shown a second yellow card late on in what local media called “bizarre circumstances”.

“I had a bad stomach, so I simply let go,” the 25-year-old told Länstidningen Södertälje. “Then I received two yellow cards and then red. Yes, I was shocked, it’s the strangest thing I have ever experienced in football.

“I asked the referee, ‘What, am I not allowed to break wind a little?’ ‘No,’ he replied … I don’t get it but maybe he thought I farted in my hand and threw the fart at him. But I did not.”

Opposition striker Kristoffer Linde told the paper: “I was standing a good distance away but I heard the fart loud and clear. It’s the strangest thing I’ve seen on a pitch, and I’ve been playing football since I was eight years old.”

The referee, Dany Kako, confirmed that Ljungkvist had received the second yellow card for breaking wind, explaining: “I perceived it as deliberate provocation. He did it on purpose and it was inappropriate. Therefore, he received a yellow card.”

Ljungkvist told Aftonbladet: “To provoke anyone with a fart is not particularly smart or normal. It’s nonsense – I just broke wind and got a red card. I spoke to the referee afterwards, I was annoyed, but there were no bad words. I just said he was a buffoon.”

Kako said he had experienced similar incidents before. “Once there was a player who stood and peed next to the pitch. I showed him a yellow card, too.”

I reckon he did try to cupcake the ref

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Jun 23, 2016, 10:44 AM

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Re: [MistaFozzII] Swedish player for farting [In reply to] Can't Post or Reply Privately

A similar thing happened in a local match in Portsmouth a couple of years back.

That time, the player in question apparently farted into the referee's face while the ref was checking the player's studs prior to kick-off.

Disgraceful! Laugh

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Re: [oxpete] Swedish player for farting [In reply to] Can't Post or Reply Privately

Bring back Dean Windass!



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