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Oxford Stone
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Voici les noms de quelques équipes britanniques, (mal) traduits en français. Vous les reconnaissez tous ?

Accélèretout Olympique AFC Classé AFC Foins Anges de Tonnepont Assisné Bain Ville Baliseschamp Bar des Potiers Barbien Barfilet Barrièrestête Bavardejambon Belierbarrière Boeufgué Boisgué Brouette Cacher Cartesi Cendregué Cendregué Cendretonne Centresbourg Cerveauarbre Charbonville Chateauneuf Uni Chefchamp Mercredi Chefchamp Uni Chéritonne Chevaljambon Chiotteni Régis Chiottetonne Coeurleflaque Coeurs Coque Cornéglise Cuirtête Cygnemer Ennuiejambon Bois Enterre Equipage Estbois Estné Bourg Etiennage Faimgué Fauconblanc Feuilleblanche Fillepierre Fitberceau Fléchette Gué Flottebois Foieflaque Forêt Verte Fossérouge Frappementon Fritesnonours Gatebas Grand Réveilleanneau Grattegris Hameau Grêlesdû Grises Hehpont Martinets Herse Bourg Hersebarrière Chemin de Fer Athlétique Hommepoitriner Uni Hommepoitriner Ville Hommeschamp Icigué Lisant Litgué Litvaut Maladegué Mèrepuits Moulinmur Moulins Neufs Murstout Nautique Nébouche Noeuds Département Noirbrule Noirflaque Nontpas et Eauchiotteville Nord Vertgué Nordsorcière Victoire Ouest Jambon Ouestonne-super-Jument Personnelgué Pèsebouche Peuplepierre Pierrebourg Pierretête Pleinjambon Pluievaut Mineurs Bienêtre Plusvient Plusvieuxfusillé Poireau Poitriner Poitrinerchamp Ponteau Portepoitriner Portneuf Poulefaite Pourloin Poursuitville Profitebourg Trinité Quelgué Rampy Rassis-y-pont Refluxflotte Reine du Sud Réveillechamp Rienmangé Satonne Sudbout Sudport Sudtonne Champfroid Taches Tamisehydromel Tapisserrure Travaillantonne Tristesseroi Tuegatefrappe Viergetête Vieuxjambon


acmold
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Oxford Stone
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I prefer http://www.freetranslation.com/ but then it's my company's site so I'm biased...


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Neither of these sites has a franglais translation!


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Sadly not - so you'll just have to use your knowledge of French to work out who the clubs are.

Regrettable omissions from the list: Tooting would obvioulsy be Klaxonnant, but how to translate Mitcham?; Andover (Rendre? Etdouvres?) and Meadowbank Thistle who were of course Prérive Chardon, both gone. All the clubs are English Pro or NL Step 4 and up , or Scottish League.

Oh and if anyone knows how to paste something from a spreadsheet into here and have it come out as a one-per-row list and not a block like above, I'd love to learn how!


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01. Accélèretout Olympique (Rushall Olympic)
02. AFC Classé
03. AFC Foins (AFC Hayes)
04. Anges de Tonnepont (Tonbridge Angels)
05. Assisné (Sittingbourne)
06. Bain Ville (Bath City)
07. Baliseschamp (Beaconsfield)
08. Bar des Potiers (Potters Bar)
09. Barbien
10. Barfilet
11. Barrièrestête (Gateshead)
12. Bavardejambon (Chatham)
13. Belierbarrière (Ramsgate)
14. Boeufgué (Oxford)
15. Boisgué (Woodford)
16. Brouette (Barrow)
17. Cacher (Hyde)
18. Cartesi
19. Cendregué (Ashford) - Kent
20. Cendregué (Ashford) - Middlesex
21. Centresbourg (Middlesbrough)
22. Cerveauarbre (Braintree)
23. Charbonville (Coalville)
24. Chateauneuf Uni (Newcastle United)
25. Chefchamp Mercredi (Sheffield Wednesday)
26. Chefchamp Uni (Sheffield United)
27. Chéritonne (Darlington)
28. Chevaljambon (Horsham)
29. Chiotteni Régis
30. Chiottetonne
31. Coeurleflaque (Hartlepool)
32. Coeurs (Hearts)
33. Coque (Hull)
34. Cornéglise (Hornchurch)
35. Cuirtête (Leatherhead)
36. Cygnemer (Swansea)
37. Ennuiejambon Bois (Boreham Wood)
38. Enterre (Bury)
39. Equipage (Crewe)
40. Estbois (Eastwood)
41. Estné Bourg (Eastbourne Borough)
42. Etiennage (Stevenage)
43. Faimgué (Hungerford)
44. Fauconblanc (Whitehawk)
45. Feuilleblanche (Whyteleafe)
46. Fillepierre
47. Fitberceau
48. Fléchette Gué (Dartford)
49. Flottebois (Fleetwood)
50. Foieflaque (Liverpool)
51. Forêt Verte (Forest Green)
52. Fossérouge (Redditch)
53. Frappementon (Hitchin)
54. Fritesnonours
55. Gatebas
56. Grand Réveilleanneau (Great Wakering)
57. Grattegris Hameau (Dulwich Hamlet)
58. Grêlesdû
59. Grises (Grays)
60. Hehpont Martinets (Heybridge Swifts)
61. Herse Bourg (Harrow Borough)
62. Hersebarrière Chemin de Fer Athlétique (Harrogate Railway Athletic)
63. Hommepoitriner Uni (Manchester United)
64. Hommepoitriner Ville (Manchester City)
65. Hommeschamp (Mansfield)
66. Icigué (Hereford)
67. Lisant (Reading)
68. Litgué (Bedford)
69. Litvaut (Bedworth)
70. Maladegué (Ilford)
71. Mèrepuits (Motherwell)
72. Moulinmur (Millwall)
73. Moulins Neufs (New Mills)
74. Murstout (Walsall)
75. Nautique (Marine)
76. Nébouche (Bournemouth)
77. Noeuds Département (Notts County)
78. Noirbrule (Blackburn)
79. Noirflaque (Blackpool)
80. Nontpas et Eauchiotteville (Havant and Waterlooville)
81. Nord Vertgué (North Greenford)
82. Nordsorcière Victoire (Northwich Victoria)
83. Où (Ware)
84. Ouest Jambon (West Ham)
85. Ouestonne-super-Jument (Weston-super-Mare)
86. Personnelgué
87. Pèsebouche (Weymouth)
88. Peuplepierre (Folkestone)
89. Pierrebourg (Peterborough)
90. Pierretête (Peterhead)
91. Pleinjambon (Fulham)
92. Pluievaut Mineurs Bienêtre (Rainworth Miners Welfare)
93. Plusvient
94. Plusvieuxfusillé (Aldershot)
95. Poireau (Leek)
96. Poitriner (Chester)
97. Poitrinerchamp (Chesterfield)
98. Ponteau (Bridgwater)
99. Portepoitriner (Dorchester)
100. Portneuf (Newport)
101. Poulefaite
102. Pourloin (Forfar)
103. Poursuitville (Chasetown)
104. Profitebourg Trinité (Gainsbrough Trinity)
105. Quelgué (Watford)
106. Rampy
107. Rassis-y-pont (Stalybridge)
108. Refluxflotte (Ebbsfleet)
109. Reine du Sud (Queen of the South)
110. Réveillechamp (Wakefield)
111. Rienmangé (Nuneaton)
112. Satonne (Histon)
113. Sudbout (Southend)
114. Sudport (Southport)
115. Sudtonne Champfroid (Sutton Coldfield)
116. Taches (Staines)
117. Tamisehydromel (Thamesmead)
118. Tapisserrure
119. Travaillantonne (Workington)
120. Tristesseroi
121. Tuegatefrappe
122. Viergetête (Maidenhead)
123. Vieuxjambon
(Oldham)


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Oxford Stone
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Respect! #80 is my fave.


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62 & 92 too!


Oxford Stone
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Let me know when you want putting out of your misery on:

02. AFC Classé
09. Barbien
10. Barfilet

18. Cartesi
(There should've been an Ashton as well as an Ashford in here... and the 2nd Cendregué is Cinderford!!!)
29. Chiotteni Régis
30. Chiottetonne

46. Fillepierre
47. Fitberceau

54. Fritesnonours
55. Gatebas

58. Grêlesdû
86. Personnelgué
93. Plusvient
101. Poulefaite
106. Rampy
118. Tapisserrure
120. Tristesseroi
121. Tuegatefrappe


Some of the more contrived ones in there, admittedly...


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I'll have a bash at

09. Barwell
10. Barnet

30. Luton
86. Stafford
118. Matlock


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Oxford Stone
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All correct, yes!

Leaving:

02. AFC Classé
18. Cartesi
29. Chiotteni Régis
46. Fillepierre
47. Fitberceau

54. Fritesnonours
55. Gatebas

58. Grêlesdû
93. Plusvient
101. Poulefaite
106. Rampy
120. Tristesseroi
121. Tuegatefrappe



(This post was edited by Oxford Stone on Jun 14, 2012, 2:02 PM)


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46. Maidstone


Oxford Stone
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Indeed.
Leaving:

02. AFC Classé
18. Cartesi
29. Chiotteni Régis
47. Fitberceau
54. Fritesnonours
55. Gatebas

58. Grêlesdû
93. Plusvient
101. Poulefaite
106. Rampy
120. Tristesseroi
121. Tuegatefrappe


18,93,106 in the football league; 121 Scottish; rest non-league.


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02. AFC Classé (AFC Fylde)
18. Cartesi (Cardiff)
29. Chiotteni Régis (Bognor Regis)
47. Fitberceau (Didcot)
54. Fritesnonours (Chipstead)
55. Gatebas (Marlow)

58. Grêlesdû (Halesowen)
93. Plusvient (Morecambe)
101. Poulefaite (Hendon)
106. Rampy (Crawley)
120. Tristesseroi (Woking)
121. Tuegatefrappe (Kilmarnock)



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In Reply To
02. AFC Classé (AFC Fylde)
18. Cartesi (Cardiff)
29. Chiotteni Régis (Bognor Regis)
47. Fitberceau
54. Fritesnonours (Chipstead) ????
55. Gatebas (Marlow)

58. Grêlesdû
93. Plusvient (Morecambe)
101. Poulefaite (Hendon)
106. Rampy (Crawley)
120. Tristesseroi (Woking)
121. Tuegatefrappe (Kilmarnock)



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01. Accélèretout Olympique (Rushall Olympic)
02. AFC Classé (AFC Fylde)
03. AFC Foins (AFC Hayes)
04. Anges de Tonnepont (Tonbridge Angels)
05. Assisné (Sittingbourne)
06. Bain Ville (Bath City)
07. Baliseschamp (Beaconsfield)
08. Bar des Potiers (Potters Bar)
09. Barbien (Barwell)
10. Barfilet (Barnet)
11. Barrièrestête (Gateshead)
12. Bavardejambon (Chatham)
13. Belierbarrière (Ramsgate)
14. Boeufgué (Oxford)
15. Boisgué (Woodford)
16. Brouette (Barrow)
17. Cacher (Hyde)
18. Cartesi (Cardiff)
19. Cendregué (Ashford)
20. Cendregué (Ashton)
21. Centresbourg (Middlesbrough)
22. Cerveauarbre (Braintree)
23. Charbonville (Coalville)
24. Chateauneuf Uni (Newcastle United)
25. Chefchamp Mercredi (Sheffield Wednesday)
26. Chefchamp Uni (Sheffield United)
27. Chéritonne (Darlington)
28. Chevaljambon (Horsham)
29. Chiotteni Régis (Bognor Regis)
30. Chiottetonne (Luton)
31. Coeurleflaque (Hartlepool)
32. Coeurs (Hearts)
33. Coque (Hull)
34. Cornéglise (Hornchurch)
35. Cuirtête (Leatherhead)
36. Cygnemer (Swansea)
37. Ennuiejambon Bois (Boreham Wood)
38. Enterre (Bury)
39. Equipage (Crewe)
40. Estbois (Eastwood)
41. Estné Bourg (Eastbourne Borough)
42. Etiennage (Stevenage)
43. Faimgué (Hungerford)
44. Fauconblanc (Whitehawk)
45. Feuilleblanche (Whyteleafe)
46. Fillepierre (Maidstone)
47. Fitberceau (Didcot)
48. Fléchette Gué (Dartford)
49. Flottebois (Fleetwood)
50. Foieflaque (Liverpool)
51. Forêt Verte (Forest Green)
52. Fossérouge (Redditch)
53. Frappementon (Hitchin)
54. Fritesnonours (Chipstead)
55. Gatebas (Marlow)
56. Grand Réveilleanneau (Great Wakering)
57. Grattegris Hameau (Dulwich Hamlet)
58. Grêlesdû (Halesowen)
59. Grises (Grays)
60. Hehpont Martinets (Heybridge Swifts)
61. Herse Bourg (Harrow Borough)
62. Hersebarrière Chemin de Fer Athlétique (Harrogate Railway Athletic)
63. Hommepoitriner Uni (Manchester United)
64. Hommepoitriner Ville (Manchester City)
65. Hommeschamp (Mansfield)
66. Icigué (Hereford)
67. Lisant (Reading)
68. Litgué (Bedford)
69. Litvaut (Bedworth)
70. Maladegué (Ilford)
71. Mèrepuits (Motherwell)
72. Moulinmur (Millwall)
73. Moulins Neufs (New Mills)
74. Murstout (Walsall)
75. Nautique (Marine)
76. Nébouche (Bournemouth)
77. Noeuds Département (Notts County)
78. Noirbrule (Blackburn)
79. Noirflaque (Blackpool)
80. Nontpas et Eauchiotteville (Havant and Waterlooville)
81. Nord Vertgué (North Greenford)
82. Nordsorcière Victoire (Northwich Victoria)
83. Où (Ware)
84. Ouest Jambon (West Ham)
85. Ouestonne-super-Jument (Weston-super-Mare)
86. Personnelgué (Stafford)
87. Pèsebouche (Weymouth)
88. Peuplepierre (Folkestone)
89. Pierrebourg (Peterborough)
90. Pierretête (Peterhead)
91. Pleinjambon (Fulham)
92. Pluievaut Mineurs Bienêtre (Rainworth Miners Welfare)
93. Plusvient (Morecambe)
94. Plusvieuxfusillé (Aldershot)
95. Poireau (Leek)
96. Poitriner (Chester)
97. Poitrinerchamp (Chesterfield)
98. Ponteau (Bridgwater)
99. Portepoitriner (Dorchester)
100. Portneuf (Newport)
101. Poulefaite (Hendon)
102. Pourloin (Forfar)
103. Poursuitville (Chasetown)
104. Profitebourg Trinité (Gainsbrough Trinity)
105. Quelgué (Watford)
106. Rampy (Crawley)
107. Rassis-y-pont (Stalybridge)
108. Refluxflotte (Ebbsfleet)
109. Reine du Sud (Queen of the South)
110. Réveillechamp (Wakefield)
111. Rienmangé (Nuneaton)
112. Satonne (Histon)
113. Sudbout (Southend)
114. Sudport (Southport)
115. Sudtonne Champfroid (Sutton Coldfield)
116. Taches (Staines)
117. Tamisehydromel (Thamesmead)
118. Tapisserrure (Matlock)
119. Travaillantonne (Workington)
120. Tristesseroi (Woking)
121. Tuegatefrappe (Kilmarnock)
122. Viergetête (Maidenhead)
123. Vieuxjambon
(Oldham)



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In Reply To

In Reply To
02. AFC Classé (AFC Fylde)
18. Cartesi (Cardiff)
29. Chiotteni Régis (Bognor Regis)
47. Fitberceau
54. Fritesnonours (Chipstead) ????
55. Gatebas (Marlow)

58. Grêlesdû
93. Plusvient (Morecambe)
101. Poulefaite (Hendon)
106. Rampy (Crawley)
120. Tristesseroi (Woking)
121. Tuegatefrappe (Kilmarnock)

Chips = frites, Ted, teddy bear = nonours! Glad to have kept you all amused. A Dartford-supporting friend, now head of French and headmaster of an Essex school, coined Fléchette Gué many years ago and the in joke grew back when Nontpas and Eauchiotteville were two different teams. When I have the time I'll do players next (Alain Tondeur = Alan Shearer and so on...)



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re... and the 2nd Cendregué is Cinderford!!!)

The accepted way to differentiate between Cendregué in the Forest of Dean and the one near Heathrow is of course to refer to the latter as Cendregué Ville (Centresexe)...

 
 


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