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garethwrexy
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best
1.Daria O'Briain
2.michael Mcintyre
3.Russell howard
4.Lee evans
5.jimmy carr

worst
jim davidson
stan boardman
jack dee
franckie boyle
peter kay



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dottirofhod
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best.
1. garethwrexy



July 1, 2019 to June 30,2020 = 35 / 30/ 5/ inc 2 x 0-0's. (You know my rules) @ 11 / 08 / 2019.
2019/20. Benelux = Bel = 0-0-0-(0-0-0)-(0-2-3-2)/ Lux = 0-3 / Neth = 0-0-0-(2 - 2) Others France = 0-0 / Germany =0-0-0 / Italy =0-3/ Iberia = P = 0-1 & S = 0-1.

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blackdouglas
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Lee Evans & Jimmy Carr are comedians?? You learn something new everyday.



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sandhurstbee
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Dec 14, 2011, 7:32 PM

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best
1.Daria O'Briain
2.michael Mcintyre
3.Russell howard
4.Lee evans
5.jimmy carr

worst
jim davidson
stan boardman
jack dee
franckie boyle
peter kay


Have you got these the wrong way round Gareth? Tongue



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VP
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Of the current crop Ross Noble, Sarah Millican and Tim Vine are worth a chuckle.
Worst are Russell Howard, Andy Parsons and Frankie Boyle - luckily they can be easily avoided as they all feature on that awful programme Mock The Week and very little else. Speaking of which, hasn't Hugh Dennis gone downhill these days? Or was he always that bad?


DonQuixote
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In no particular order or era...

BEST
1) Rich Hall
2) Eddie Izzard
3) Bill Bailey
4) Hugh Laurie
5) Mark Thomas
6) Frankie Boyle
7) Robin Williams
8) Jo Brand
9) Bernard Manning
10) Max Wall


WORST
1) Alan Carr
2) Julian Clary
3) Graham Norton
4) Harry Hill
5) Lee Evans
6) Al Murray
7) Frankie Howard
8) Stephen K Amos
9) Michael McIntyre
10) Patrick Kielty




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Tivvy_Al
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Dec 15, 2011, 3:12 AM

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Best
Stewart Lee

That's all.



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Richard Rundle
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Reginald D Hunter.


oxpete
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Dec 15, 2011, 7:01 PM

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WORST
1) Alan Carr

The fact that Alan Carr's dad was manager of Northampton Town during their fantastic Fourth Division Championship season of 1986/87 should surely forgive him that yak-yak laugh. I'll raise you with ... WORST John Bishop - another in that line of excellent Liverpudlian 'comedians'.


Sale Holmfield
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Dec 15, 2011, 9:07 PM

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I think Alan Carr's funny, and his dad Graham played for Altrincham, as did John Bishop's brother Eddie, albeit not at the same time. John himself played for Witton Albion and South Liverpool (?) if I recall correctly. I don't think Alan has ever played.Tongue

I have heard that John Bishop's live show is actually worse than his TV performances...


paulh66
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Dec 16, 2011, 2:19 AM

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I think Alan Carr's funny, and his dad Graham played for Altrincham, as did John Bishop's brother Eddie, albeit not at the same time. John himself played for Witton Albion and South Liverpool (?) if I recall correctly. I don't think Alan has ever played.Tongue

I have heard that John Bishop's live show is actually worse than his TV performances...


John Bishop also played for Hyde United. I'm pretty sure he was never with South Liverpool and I don't think he played for any Merseyside senior non-league side.


sandhurstbee
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and Winsford United.

I think Alan Carr should be put down!



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DonQuixote
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I met his old man a few times in the 70s...
was there a tornado about when that apple
fell from the tree??




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dottirofhod
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July 1, 2019 to June 30,2020 = 35 / 30/ 5/ inc 2 x 0-0's. (You know my rules) @ 11 / 08 / 2019.
2019/20. Benelux = Bel = 0-0-0-(0-0-0)-(0-2-3-2)/ Lux = 0-3 / Neth = 0-0-0-(2 - 2) Others France = 0-0 / Germany =0-0-0 / Italy =0-3/ Iberia = P = 0-1 & S = 0-1.

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DonQuixote
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If you are attempting to correlate my post with
your picture then you're wayyyyyyyyy off mark.
Unless said pomme has super ball tendencies.
Who remembers them, super balls?
They were the nuts... what a misspent yoof I had..




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dottirofhod
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Ding Dong , whaaaaaat Norman Stingley being hit by an apple ?



July 1, 2019 to June 30,2020 = 35 / 30/ 5/ inc 2 x 0-0's. (You know my rules) @ 11 / 08 / 2019.
2019/20. Benelux = Bel = 0-0-0-(0-0-0)-(0-2-3-2)/ Lux = 0-3 / Neth = 0-0-0-(2 - 2) Others France = 0-0 / Germany =0-0-0 / Italy =0-3/ Iberia = P = 0-1 & S = 0-1.

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DonQuixote
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and don't tell me you didn't Google that...
I didn't have a scooby until I checked myself..
Good old Norman..gave me hours of pleasure
before I discovered more interesting
ways of playing with myself...




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dottirofhod
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Being an ex hack surprised you know how to google !



July 1, 2019 to June 30,2020 = 35 / 30/ 5/ inc 2 x 0-0's. (You know my rules) @ 11 / 08 / 2019.
2019/20. Benelux = Bel = 0-0-0-(0-0-0)-(0-2-3-2)/ Lux = 0-3 / Neth = 0-0-0-(2 - 2) Others France = 0-0 / Germany =0-0-0 / Italy =0-3/ Iberia = P = 0-1 & S = 0-1.

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DonQuixote
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Back in the day it was Lycos, Yahoo, or the dirty bird(s) that doubled as a secretary...
then they again they were rather good at sorting out first class train travel
and hotels having been sent to match in the frozen north..
Stayed in your manor once..Knutsford?... but can't for the life of me
remember what game it was for... Crazy




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In Reply To
I don't think Alan has ever played.Tongue

Really? I'm sure someone told me he was a left-footer Wink Uh-oh, look out for the PC-brigade...


hucknallite
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Dec 18, 2011, 1:53 PM

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BEST: Eric Morecambe. Still makes me laugh.

WORST: Rory Bremner. About as funny as congenital syphilis.


StephenHarris
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Dec 20, 2011, 2:47 PM

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I'm surprised that nobody has yet mentioned Ricky Gervais, usually the first name that springs to mind when the conversation turns to "unfunny, so-called comedians".


jrev61
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The least funny comedian of all time must be Johnny Vegas, although Little and Large and Cannon and Ball were both pretty dire.



jrev61


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Dec 20, 2011, 11:16 PM

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Jimmy Tarbuck is often referred to as a comedian. Why is that?


paignton-nick
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Dec 21, 2011, 9:34 AM

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Would have to put Frankie boyle amongst some of the best. OK, no to everybody's taste, but you could say that about any comedian.



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